what the hell is this about?

Several friends have embarked on their own P365 journey but as I have no camera nor an eye for photography I've decided to try to complete "a doodle a day" for an entire year. Most will be in my little Derwent A5 sketch book but some could end up being from the corner of some document or scribbled on a newspaper. As the year progresses I will try my hand at inking them as well?

If some of them don't make sense, don't worry, they're probably not meant to. You may notice there will be certain themes along the way and if you know me you'll know why.

I hope you enjoy.

Okay, here goes, every day til I'm 39.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Day #283 - Delores Upright


Delores met Dudley when he was the local rep for the pharmaceutical giant, he was only 30 and so pretty, he really took care of himself.
He romanced her right off her feet and they were married in no time at all, although they were 10 years apart in age it didn't seem to affect their relationship.
But after about 5 months of marriage Delores figured out that she was a trophy wife.
There purely as a show piece for when there were functions to attend.
Dudley kept rising through the company ranks and she was left at home to raise the children and on occasion entertain guests.
The first two children were biologically Dudley's but the next three had different fathers. Of course Dudley knew about these indiscretions but he didn't care, she'd done her job and he was now the head of operations in Brazil.
Delores' appetite for men knew little bounds, she was a bit of a nymphomaniac, in fact with the cocktail of prescription drugs at her disposal which would cure any ailment she had no fear and would pretty much have her way with whomever she chose too. The 3rd child's father was Ortiz, he was a Plumber whom Delores hired to re-pipe her abode, it was a 2 month job that took two years, Ortiz wasn't a very good plumber but he was very good in other departments. The 4th child was the product of a whim, Delores went to buy a new vehicle and decided to do the salesman to get a better deal and a few extra options, she got the bonus plan. The youngest child whose name was Jazz Jones Upright is by-product of an affair she had with the saxophonist in the band that she got to play her eldest son's 15th birthday party.
Kenny 'Bubbles' Appleyard is the father of Jazz Jones Upright, or as he affectionately calls him "JJ Up"
Delores remains a trophy wife but with the aid of the drugs remains as beautiful in her 50s as she did in her 20s, she spends her days attending to her gentlemen callers.

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