Dudley was a natural capitalist which made him the perfect head of operations for Pfizer Brazil, Pfizer is one of the world's oldest companies now over 600 years old. How did they survive? well they have a brilliant marketing team, they concentrated their core business on niche products targeted at people's vanity.
It started with the erectile disfunction drug, this was developed by accident, they were searching for a drug that would assist sufferers of lung cancer by allowing the lungs to breathe air that is very thin but like so many inventions before it it had an interesting side effect. A prolonged erection. It became an instant best seller and a global marketing dream.
The next product was the MPB+ a cure for Male Pattern Baldness, the only negative side effect was that it made you impotent, of course you could just take the best seller and be back in business in no time.
Then came the breast enlarging pill, guaranteed to enlarge 2 cup sizes after the first week, they cleverly put in that you needed to continue taking the pill otherwise you'd return to your old original deflated self.
Erectile enlargement closely followed and it was bundled with the best seller giving a larger longer session.
Pfizer pretty much shut down their other operations to concentrate on this niche market as it only grew stronger in times of need and was a huge profit margin.
They still remained developing new drugs but apart from the cancer vaccine they developed and sold to all world governments there were no new significant discoveries.
Dudley was sent to look after Brazil because Brazil was where you could do what you please without fear of backlash.
Dudley prescribed to a number of the company products and for a man of 60 he looked in his mid twenties. His wife Delores whom lived back in their palatial manor in Louisiana raising their 5 children was a pin-up class lady, with an insatiable appetite for what Dudley couldn't provide her with from afar, he'd purchased her a companion doll and whilst this settle her hunger most of the time she'd been known to have gentlemen callers and even dabbled in the hired help. She had the dirtiest pool in the known universe.
As Dudley was hooked on vanity he was always juiced up to the eyeballs on a cocktail of Pfizer's best, he lost track of reality and the only thing that mattered to him was setting up Celebrity endorsements for the companies products and further development of the range. He setup Jairo's baby farm for merely that purpose, if he could supply celebrities with their own little clone of their own vanity he'd have their endorsements for life and everyone knew that with the state of the world's media having the celebrity endorsements meant the profit margins went through the roof, Pfizer's best product in Brazil was Jairo.
And Dudley owned him.
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