Adept on all platforms tomorrow's athlete is equipped with a gamut of highly tuned input devices, all wireless of course (only a rookie would use cords) adorned with his the patented faux leather tri-mouse bandoleer and his Han Solo Red Bull holster (patent pending) he fears no foe. Trash talking his fellow competitors through his noise-cancelling Sennheiser 4000 "ult-gamer" addition gamephones he is the most feared opponent on the planet.
Recently he signed a $1 billion deal with Logitech to produce his specially developed one-handed gamepad.
the envy of men everywhere this hero is known simply as 'the Gamer'
Dude - you really shouldn't do caricatures of yourself...
ReplyDeletei agree, but he looked @ a mirror when he was looking for tonite's inspiration
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